It's pretend Friday and Mark & Lizzie are back after a short break. This show is bigger, better, stronger and faster plus more great music from the PMN. www.thesmallroom.net.

• Happy pretend Friday people. We've been flat out dealing with work and family life.
• Mark's birthday but luckily he's not dead.
• We owe the Walrus a "Snatch Hat". Coming soon dude.
• Why Isn't my son doing well at school, cos he's a little prick that's why.
• Lizzie bought 1000 litres of shampoo
• Mark & Lizzie are off to watch the Wallabies play the All Blacks.
• PMN Artist – Berman- “No One Understandsâ€? (USA)
• Today's the day for celebrating...
• Website hits and downloads are up. Celebs are coming to our Myspace. BIG thanks to the listeners..
• Networks Vs Indie podcasting. Decisions..decisions.
• PMN Artist – Matthew Ebel - “Drive Awayâ€? (USA)
• The new Mid-Week Music Mix show. Coming next...
• Podcasters sometimes shit me but Barefoot Radio is getting it right. I don't care what you say.
• Telstra Bigpond is still giving Mark the shits.
• PMN Artist – Caitlyn Smith- “Hear Meâ€? (USA)
• Do you want to get involved in this show? We are looking for volunteers... 
• Selamat Datang to our listeners in Indonesia.
• New talkback and voicemail numbers.
• PMN Artist – Martha Redbone- “Future Streetâ€? (USA
• End. 

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Mark & Lizzie are joined by Mark's old flat-mate Hank. Transsexuals, Brothels, Bowel Explosions and Fishing Trips all feature in this show. Lizzie shows her coral thong and the boys relive some horror stories from back in the day..

• Listener Voicemail -The Walrus. 
• Webcam dramas.
• Lizzie monitors the chat.
• Listener Voicemail -Blockbuster Video.
• The "Hole In The Wall" story..
• Rugby score check.. Go Wallabies.
• PMN Artist – Stingray- “Last Nightâ€? (Australia)
• The Walrus checks in.
• Lizzie gets her coral coloured thong out.
• The "Mark Sleeps in the Bus Shelter" story.
• Someone tries to hack the Paltalk Webcam Room.
• How to evict you girlfriend on national TV.
• The "Cat Kicker" cocktail.
• PMN Artist – Living End- “Wake Upâ€? (Australia)
•  Big Brother update.
• Man boobs for the webcam..
• The "Hank Vomiting Behind a Tree, Mark Pooping His Pants" story.
• The "Fishing Trip, Greasy Spoon, House Wine, Transsexual Encounter, Free Drinks at a Brothel" story. 
• Listener Emails - "Carwash Handjob" - Are we now a sex advice podcast??
• 8 ways to kill someone with an iPod Nano.
• Pimping for votes at Podcast Alley. - Perhaps if we ask nicely..
• PMN Artist – Lee Coulter- “Booty Voodooâ€? (Australia)
• End. 

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Lizzie loves the word 'cock'. The massage vs blowjob argument. Dead porn stars. All of this with way too much booze on board. But wait, there's more... www.thesmallroom.net.

Mark & Lizzie, with too much booze on board thanks to a large family gathering on the property, head to the studio to do live show number 2. 

• The family gathering, too much alcohol and too much food.
• Mark's Dad is here, in sprirt anyway..
• Chicken shows and silly trophies.
• Lizzie loves the word, "cock".
• PMN Artist – Imaginitis- “Vampire Lullabyâ€? (Australia)
• The Walrus checks in.
• Chat Room news.
• Lizzie's Big Brother update.
• Mark threatens to "Turkey Slap" Lizzie to lift ratings.
• We test the studio call-back system - Jeeez. 
• What should come first, Lizzie's massage or Mark's blowjob.
• How do I ... do fuck?
• PMN Artist – Die Zeitgeist- “To Endless Nightâ€? (Australia)
• Resuts of the "Snatch Hat" competition.
• The Librarian's brazillian measurement.
• New section for the forums - upload your weird news items.
• Jesus loves Porn Stars - Clarissa Doll; dead at 26.
• Mark is shocked to learn that Porn is not the answer.
• PMN Artist – Steve Turner- “Not In Kansas Anymoreâ€? (Australia)
• End. 

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Big Brother, string bikinis, comedy, violence and sex, what more could you wantâ?¦Mark & Lizzie take refuge from the family in The Small Room. Welcome to the lounge room of our lifeâ?¦.pull up a bean bag.   www.thesmallroom.net

• Intro 
• Mark canâ??t multi-task. Lizzieâ??s mum update and doctors suck! 
• Welcome to our friends from the H.O.B.B. 
• Some minor housekeeping issues. 
• Shoutout to Adrian from the "Geoff & Adrian Show" - www.thegas.ca
• Public humiliation for Josh regarding the State of Origin Football.
• PMN Artist â?? Natalie Brown - â??You Make Me Feelâ?? (USA) 
• Aussie traits we hate!  
• 60^th Anniversary of the Bikini. 
• News Update â?? Truckload of crap! 
• Lizzieâ??s sexy bikini. 
• Big Brother Update. 
• Introducing The House Of Big Brother. 
• Interview - Tim Macdonald from â??The House Of Big Brotherâ??. 
• Mark & Lizzie ring The Librarianâ?¦. Extortion is the name of the game! 
• PMN Artist - Stingray- â??Ghosts In The Atticâ?? (Australia) 
• Paltalk stuff. 
• We reminisce about the Santa Clause Pub Crawl. 
• Vote Dammit! â?? We check out Number 10 at Podcast Alley. 
• Comedy â?? ADC â?? â??Breaking Upâ?? 
• End. 

The first vacation show and yes, finally we are LIVE!!!.BigBrother news. Paltalk, live-chat and talk-back..

• We bugger up the intro.
• Our first real… live show plus Paltalk chat and talk-back via Skype!!
• Amazing Big Brother news….
• R.e.s.p.e.c.t!
  • PMN Artist - The Gold Stars- “Gotta Get Outâ€? (USA)
•  Bib Brother surrenders to political correctness.
• Crazy friends (ex-friends that is) who exploit kind heartedness.
  • PMN Artist - The Cartwheel Club- “Best Behaviourâ€? (UK)
• Household chores.
• Mark’s mum (or mom for our US listeners) is staying with us.
• Mum learns about Podcasting - It’s not about online sex..
• Let’s all become church ministers and spread the love.
• Mark wants to marry someone online…
• Straddie planning.
  • PMN Artist - Lee Coulter - “Booty Voodooâ€? (Australia)
• Gay football bashing or lovers quarrel.
• We revisit Mark’s list..
• Which countries are listening.. Heaps!
• Please vote for us at Podcast Alley.
  • Comedian - Eddie Perfect - “Call Centresâ€? (Australia)
• End.